Eddie B 2:21 Thu Jan 29
Kouyate goes missing!
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2931264/West-Ham-United-s-Cheikhou-Kouyate-goes-missing-Africa-Cup-Nations-duty-Senegal-according-Sam-Allardyce.html
West Ham have had problems finding Cheikhou Kouyate after he went missing on international duty in the past two days.
Kouyate is due back at the club after Senegal we're knocked out of the Africa Cup of Nations.
But West Ham manager Sam Allardyce has revealed they have had issues tracking him down.
'We've had trouble finding him,' he admitted. 'If you speak to all Premier League managers if they're honest they will tell you the same thing.
'He should be back today after we've chased him down over the last 48 hours. He could play against Liverpool.'
Allardyce and West Ham have a frosty relationship with the African side after they reported them to FIFA for not allowing Diafra Sakho to play in the tournament, citing a back injury, then letting him play back in England.
Senegal want Sakho to be banned for playing for West Ham as punishment.
But Allardyce insisted: 'We're not worried at all about him facing a ban. We've stuck to every rule and regulation in the book by FIFA, the FA and UEFA. We've not breached any rules what so ever.
'I'm extremely disappointed with Senegal's reaction.'
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Buster
2:23 Thu Jan 29
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'He should be back today after we've chased him down over the last 48 hours. He could play against Liverpool.'
So it's a complete non-story then? Well done.
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stirlinghammer
2:24 Thu Jan 29
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we have nolan so what is the problem?
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:^)
2:24 Thu Jan 29
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Senegal have probably kidnapped Kouyate.
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i-Ron
2:25 Thu Jan 29
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I 'went missing' from work once.
I got drunk at lunch time on a course, was kicked out for falling asleep, and went back down the pub and turned my phone off. Apparently they rang my company to tell them about it, who tried getting in contact.
I was given a written warning for that.
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ooooh Morley Morley
2:25 Thu Jan 29
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Apparantly all he did was close his eyes in dark room and he was invisible.
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Eddie B
2:25 Thu Jan 29
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Ummm, dats wacist.
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GreenStreetPlayer
2:26 Thu Jan 29
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He was last seen chasing the road runner. Beep beep.
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Sven Roeder
2:27 Thu Jan 29
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Don't understand why Premier league clubs don't chip in for a private jet hire and fly all their players back together from the teams knocked out
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young woody
2:27 Thu Jan 29
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hahaha Ron you always have a great story.
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jonthehammer
2:29 Thu Jan 29
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The Senagalese management have him tied up somewhere and wont release him until West Ham are kicked out the FA Cup and Sakho & Sam are beheaded.
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Harewood = Legend
2:30 Thu Jan 29
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i-Ron 2:25 Thu Jan 29
no you never Ron why lie
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i-Ron
2:32 Thu Jan 29
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True story. Worked for London Transport. The course was at New Horizons down Old Street I think. I went down Dirty Dicks after.
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worm
2:34 Thu Jan 29
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LIES!!!
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pdbis
2:41 Thu Jan 29
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I tink it will turn into a hostage situation.
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Lily Hammer
2:43 Thu Jan 29
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He asked the team physio for a quick little back massage before he boarded his flight. We will never see him again.
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mentor
2:47 Thu Jan 29
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Oh, dear. I hope he hasn't fallen through the ice.
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young woody
2:48 Thu Jan 29
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FOUND HIM.
In the Bakers Arms Basingstoke
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Russ of the BML
3:06 Thu Jan 29
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HHave you seen the size of this cunts shoulders? He is probably stuck in a doorway somewhere.
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DukeofDevo
3:07 Thu Jan 29
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They ways go missing after a local competition, indulging themselves with the local women and getting pissed, he'll take a fine all day long!
He turn up the middle of next week with the clap
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Russ of the BML
3:09 Thu Jan 29
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DukeofDevo 3:07 Thu Jan 29
The clap. That'll be the sound of his schlong hitting his thigh.
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